Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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