I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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