I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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