The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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