I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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