i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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