had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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