If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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