I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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