Don't you send me to vm
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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