She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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