More tranny stories later!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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