On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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