I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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