i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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