So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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