Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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