Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I got inside last night via doggy door
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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