Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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