So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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