Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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