awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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