i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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