Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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