She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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