well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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