Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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