Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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