You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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