Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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