The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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