And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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