Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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