I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I forgot how hot balto sounded
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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