i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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