Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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