Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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