How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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