It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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Who died my cat blue again?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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