You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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