you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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