At least make sure they are 18
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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