He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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