if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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