I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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