What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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