Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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