Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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