a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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