things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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