just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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