Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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