Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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