Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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