worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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