Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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