How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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